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thegoddamazon:

royaldamn:

melodiousjustice:

tastefullyoffensive:

Overused Movie Poster Cliches [via]

Previously: Movie Posters Recreated with Comic Sans and Clip Art

Oh wow.

This is awful.

LMFAO damn.

(via thekatwhogotthecream)

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

(Source: unicornmagic, via its-just-an-experiment)

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

skeletonkili:

bagginshield sounds like a rlly dumb ship until its 2 am and ur in tears bc thorin rlly needs to learn how to express his feelings god damn it

http://fatynthemachine.tumblr.com/post/100345170280/hobbit-au-where-after-bofa-bilbo-stays-in-erebor »

fatynthemachine:

Hobbit AU where after BOFA Bilbo stays in Erebor and he and Thorin begin courting. One time when Bilbo gets drunk (on some well aged Dwarf spirits and elf-made wine) he tells Thorin that he’s got a ‘lovely voice’. Thorin of course uses this to his full advantage from then on so hums or sings…

pumpkinfili:

has anybody read “a shot in the dark”?

i’ve always wanted to read it, but it’s such a monster.

would you recommend?

Do it there is a reason why it is so famous in this fandom

Fili and Kili trying their best at matchmaking and helping bilbo and thorin to get together only to end up with a super schmoopy couple that constantly flocks their relationship into their faces to get revenge for all the death experiences they suffered bc of their ‘plans’ is so important

xombiedirge:

Literary Classics Redesigned by Mike Mahle / Website

Paperback book covers and prints, available as part of the Rock Paper Books classics books redesign project on Kickstarter.

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Anonymous said:
Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

black--lamb:

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OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

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biteme-derekhale:

blaueschmetterling:

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

high waisted shorts are for everyone they can go cry in a corner and sob they’re obviously jealous you look hella cute

Oh my gosh you’re super pretty

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