German , sexually confused Cuddlemuffin who ships to much and doesnt sleep to often. 15 year old. Shipping Bagginshield, Johnlock, Hannigram, Zelink, Narusaku, Destiel and Super Husbands and more! Currently on an exchange to China
"I’m not emotional. I don’t do feelings." Said Sherlock emotionally, with a passionate expression, in an emotionally charged manner and in an emotional tone of voice between tiny emotional sobs while emotively clutching his subtly bee-themed pillow.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Tapestry closeups
bUT WHY ARE MARTIN AND EVANGELINE SO PHOTOSHOPPED?? Dean too, but they just made his nose more dwarfish, Martin looks 20 years younger and Evangeline doesn’t even look like herself (not to mention, what’s up with the anime “damsel in distress” pose?)
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN